What I do for a living:

Configure and support PC Terminal Emulation software and Support IBM LanServer, Novell, and NT networks. I used to develop and support IVR/VRU Scripts, Support IVR's/VRU's for a Financial Institution that used to have a WEB page, that got bought by another bank that had a WEB page, until it got bought by another Bank that has a pretty cool WEB page, who then
merged with another bank and then changed their name.